I am thinking of writing a book titled "How to propose to a girl". Hey, thats easy. I'll list down the ways I have tried, and then write an antithesis to each. Simple rite? And then mebbe i'll add another word to the title "Successful"...Sigh....

Today a friend was telling me how someone proposed to her and she managed to wriggle out of that tricky situation. The first thought that came to my mind? Well, the guy has guts...

I did some reasearch and came up with "rhetoric". Yeah, thts what you need to possess to really impress. Hey its not the latest viagra on the block. It simply means, "art of using language correctly and effectively". Mhmm, that says a lot. And that they say is essential to "proposing to a girl you’ve fallen in love with (or gracefully turning down the proposal)". Well, I am not quite sure, because I am quite rhetoric (I hope it is the rite adjective), but success on this front has always eluded me. :)

I sometimes think I am no trying too hard, and then always console myself by saying "there should be someone worth trying"...(Oh, i know what you just thought "My gawd..as if this guy is casablanca)...Hey folks these are things I say to pacify myself.

i've finally decided to pin it on my sun-sign. Ares...Arians (not Aryans) have a flaring ego. And it does really hurt if someone whom you propose turns you down. Mhhm..that sounds better. I am now waiting for a Sagittarius (someone told me only they can tolerate arians...Next time, better ask a lady her DOB before anything else)

As for the book, I thought it better not to publish..